Knock, knock, G*d's there.

G*d: knock knockMe: Who's there?.G*d: I am.Me: I am who?G*d: I am who I am. <laughter ensues>In case you don't get the joke: "I am who I am" is Exodus 3:14. When Moses asks "Who are you" that's the answer. It is sometimes translated as "I am that I am"This is why G*d (and I) thought the joke was funny.Do you think it's funnier now that I have explained it?

No?

I guess you had to be there.In the dream, G*d said She liked "who I am" better, plus, bonus, "it fits the knock-knock joke schema."

Or maybe I just made that up.